i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
