just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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