Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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