In the future we'll all be gay
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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