I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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