Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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