I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That accounts for only three of the penises
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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