pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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