Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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