Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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