I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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