I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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