fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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