Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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