Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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