My first STD was from a foam party
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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