It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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