Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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