Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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