he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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