You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
you would pick up someone in the library
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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