hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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