Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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