She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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