You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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