She said her name was "party"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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