do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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