just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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