i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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