Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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