Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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