so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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