If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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