do herpes really smell.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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