she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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