guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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