Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You don't make any sense
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