If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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