Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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