Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
