I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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