Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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