they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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