I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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