That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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