OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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