Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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