Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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