Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Randomize
