i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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