anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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