This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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